Where are you from?
I'm from the US.
Ah, are you going home to your husband? Are you married?
No, no...I'm not married.
What? You should be married. Why aren't you married?
Ah, I move a lot. And everyone in Singapore is already married. So, there's no one left to marry.
You should have friends then. It's ok to have friends. You can be friends with married people.
(Laugh) Yeah, yeah...
My name is Johnny. I am married. I will be your friend.
(Laugh) Uh, Yeah...
Yes, you can call me and say "Hi Johnny, I am not busy you can be my friend and I will come over.
(Laugh, a little bewildered, a little awkward, what does one say to that...?)
So, that was my night...getting hit on by a very very very old man. This is my life. Geez.
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