Friday, October 15, 2004

The sweet war...
Case 3243482, Elaine and Amy vs. Dietrich the host dad. A complaint has been filed by Elaine and Amy to Cornelia the host mom that Dietrich eats all of the good food and snacks before they get home from school.

Summary of the complaint:

Afidavit of Amy

'So, we opened a brand new jar of homemade jam on Tuesday and by Thursday morning, the entire jar was finished. It's absolutely insane. I know I'm not even capable of consuming that much jam. And, Elaine isn't either. I know she's at school because we have some of the same classes. It can't possibly be Cornelia because she's teaching all day, so it has to be Dietrich. He's retired and works from home. He's gotta be it. How else is it possible to finish an entire tub of chocolate yogurt in one day when next to nobody is home?'

Ruling:

Cornelia has begun buying separate rations of yogurt for Amy and Elaine and a separate stash for Dietrich. Also, it has been taken into consideration that there needs to be more sweets in the house to meet the demand of about four people (not just three).

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